why sampson loved delilah

so i've found out i have no idea how to eat apple turnovers. or at least the ones here. they are literally the size of your entire FACE and crumble at the slightest touch. but damn is it good.

also after much experimentation around various areas including the halls of the humanities building, the library, and the grassy hills just past bruin plaza, i've finally found the perfect spot to sleep at during the 2 or 3 hours on tues and fri mornings between math and english class:

yes. under one of the archways of royce hall is always quite glorious. today i woke up to the burning sensation of sweatshirt zipper metal when it is in the sun too much, upon the bare skin of my neck. besides that though, and the constant stares from everyone who passes by however, it really is a nice place to situate yourself. as long as you don't mind very hard surfaces of course. it's not that bad really. here, i'll teach you how to do it:

quite simple really.

the big game or whatever is coming up. lots of things going on. even though we don't get a concert by the fray (goddammit) or a show with will ferrell like usc. it's okay. we party the semi-poor way. peeps camping out ever night by the bear statue to protect it from any possible usc plots, people running around trading in their red clothing for blue spirit shirts (i'm hells not trading in my threadless fuckit shirt for one though) and donating blood to "get the red out." yeah. it scares me too.

car smashing yesterday ...which i had no idea about ohwells next year. and bonfire/parade thursday with band and bunch of other good stuffs, parties that i will not attend, etc. but i won't lie. i'm mostly looking forward to the two dollar movie on friday which is totally unrelated to the game (stfu i've been trying to see half nelson forevah).

actually, also excited to hear the usc band. they sound like boring jerks...even if they're supposed to be very good. i sure as hope i don't meet any drunk 40 year old usc men though. that does not sound hot.

and tailgating. with floor or nsu (jap student union)? i know nsu will have steak. but i'm sure the floor will also have burgers and good stuff like that. decisions decisions.

to conclude - this is the furthest my spirit goes:
(something like)
jade: lolz. a stanny mom told us about how the usc band traveled for a game and stayed over at a hotel.
and something like 9 girls came back pregnant.
me: wtf they're trojans. aren't they supposed to be pretty down with protection?
jade: dunno
me: ohwait nevermind. trojans are only good once i guess.

but then i apologized something like "sorry that's what everyone says around here."

it's okay. i'm working on it.