the birth was quick but the death was slow

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thasright kids. be good now.

so. recently watched "super size me" which actually made me feel gross this time because the guy's expanding stomach resembled mine. a lot.

thus, my roomie and i have come up with some rules over our diets and such. shuddup, we're desperate >:0. this is probably a preliminary outline of some rules we set:

- gym: at least 3-4x a week for at least 30min each visit
- no smoothies (from bruincafe)
- pizza/corndogs/burgers - 2x(any combination) per week MAX
- dining hall frigging desert bar - one visit per week max
- bruincafe sandwiches - must switch default hugeass fat bread to thin-wheat-type-one
- tater tots/fries - once a week max
- fruit - pleez get this instead of chip bags
- pleez eat more salad shit.
- sodas are up to you, betch.
stuff from rendezvous:
breakfast:
-bacon/egg/cheese bagel (triple b) - once a week max
-watch out for tater tots...they are evil and come with every meal
-breakfast burrito - once a week (don't eat them anyways)
- those parfait thingies - ...i purposedly did not bring it up shhh
- other shit - whatevs they're too healthy to make it on the list
lunch/dinner:
-asian meals - may only eat HALF of what is given. mygod.
-mexican meals - tortilla chips - once a week max OR can eat half if only eat half of main course


yuh. as you may have noticed, these rules mainly concern food on "the hill"...so there are obviously a ton of loopholes (eg. walking down to in-n-out or getting jamba juice from ackerman lalala). whatevs the basic ideas are there. plus, if we made it too hard...we'd just give up right? heh heh.

so on tuesday, i went to the gym for the first time evah (on my own accord...and not for another clubtype practicing thingy) with my roomies. we signed up for raquetball raquets but realized after we got them that we had no ball to play with and no money to buy one with. le suck.

also completely forgot how to use all the weight room stuffs even after the rugby peeps had taught me which resulted in my roomies and i looking really stupid admist the crowd of tallsmellysweatyratherbuff men who actually knew what they were doing. so we eventually stopped that.

BUT i did do an eliptical machine thingy for around 50 min and accomplished a bit more than 5.5 miles on it NONSTOP. yeah i dunno either.

random note: if you ever try to convert me, no matter what religion/belief you have...pleaseplease make sure you know what you want to say and how to say it. otherwise you'll look/sound pitiful and i'll find it even more pitiful and feel bad for you and then feel compelled to listen with a sympathetic smile the whole time because you are nice people and mean well...and i just much rather not. also make sure if you're going to fall flat on your face while trying to "save" me, that you're not in the same class as i am in.. that also happens to be the one i was off to in the first place. that just makes it unbearably awkward later.

if you cannot do all that...please just leave me alone. i am not lonely or depressed, and if i was, i probably do not need an invisible friend as my companion, much less my savior. believe it or not, i actually just enjoy sitting outside sometimes and admiring the sky when it is not clear.

sorry that prolly sounded really offensive. no, i don't hate religion or anything. but so many frigging religious groups have been aggressively harrassing me lately that i just get fed up sometimes. why are the most annoyingly pushy people always the best speakers and the nice ones just horribly sad. do it right and maybe i'll convert. or not.


also, after uploading my new cd by styrofoam...yes that's the band's name right there.. and searching for them in my itunes, i've found that the only bands that have songs/cdtitles/collaborations/bandname, etc. containing the word "styrofoam" are deathcab, the postal service, and styrofoam. this is how you can tell which bands are the best. clearly. i mean, it's such a random word to use. so nerdy and cool and geeky and ohsodamnhot.

dorks. <3