with his hand on the small of her back

this is just too funny. i must post somewhere.

somewhat shortened from original....but not really (only by a few "HAHAHA"s and "NOOO"s):

Ydissac218 (1:55:57 AM): there are a few grammatical errors here and there
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:08 AM): LOL
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:09 AM): like then and than?
Ydissac218 (1:56:14 AM): YEAH SRSLY
Ydissac218 (1:56:14 AM): GOD
Ydissac218 (1:56:17 AM): PLZ
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:18 AM): LOLOL
Ydissac218 (1:56:20 AM): TRY A LITTLE HARDER
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:21 AM): HAHAHAH NOOO
Ydissac218 (1:56:22 AM): BUGS ME LIKE HELL
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:27 AM): THEN THEN THEN THEN
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:28 AM): AND THEN
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:29 AM): WE WENT
Ydissac218 (1:56:31 AM): fjaeklrekfnak
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:32 AM): ANDTHENNNN ISAWWWW
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:35 AM): AND THEEEEN
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:44 AM): ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ydissac218 (1:56:45 AM): you're using it correctly
Ydissac218 (1:56:49 AM): btw
mmmmmmMicHY (1:56:52 AM): aw DAMMIT
Ydissac218 (1:57:01 AM): HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH
Ydissac218 (1:57:03 AM): I CANT BELIEVE
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:04 AM): GAWR!
Ydissac218 (1:57:05 AM): YHOU JUST
Ydissac218 (1:57:06 AM): DID THAT
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:10 AM): LOL STUPID
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:11 AM): GOD
Ydissac218 (1:57:12 AM): HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:13 AM): GRAWRRRR
Ydissac218 (1:57:23 AM): IM LAUGHING
Ydissac218 (1:57:24 AM): SO
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:25 AM): ANDTHAN
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:25 AM): LOL
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:26 AM): THAN
Ydissac218 (1:57:27 AM): HARD RIGHT NOW
Ydissac218 (1:57:30 AM): HAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAaHA
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:31 AM): THANTHAN
Ydissac218 (1:57:32 AM): HAHAHAHAHHAAAHA
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:33 AM): LOL
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:34 AM): NOOOOOOO
mmmmmmMicHY (1:57:38 AM): STOP LAUGING LOL NOOO
mmmmmmMicHY (1:58:50 AM): YOURE COOLER THEN ME
mmmmmmMicHY (1:58:52 AM): COOLER THEN ME
Ydissac218 (1:58:57 AM): HAHHAAAHHAHA
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:06 AM): AM I USING IT WRONG
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:09 AM): DOES IT OFFEND YOU
Ydissac218 (1:59:09 AM): AHHAHAH
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:10 AM): LOLOLOL
Ydissac218 (1:59:11 AM): HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Ydissac218 (1:59:12 AM): no
Ydissac218 (1:59:14 AM): you're actually
Ydissac218 (1:59:17 AM): using it right again
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:23 AM):OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:25 AM): WWWWTFFFF
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:27 AM): AAAAH
Ydissac218 (1:59:29 AM): HAHAHAAHAHA
Ydissac218 (1:59:31 AM): IM JUST
Ydissac218 (1:59:33 AM): KIDDING
Ydissac218 (1:59:34 AM): FJADL
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:35 AM): NOOOFAIL
Ydissac218 (1:59:35 AM): IM
Ydissac218 (1:59:37 AM): LAUGHING
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:37 AM): LOLOLOL
Ydissac218 (1:59:38 AM): SO
Ydissac218 (1:59:38 AM): HARD
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:39 AM): I KNEW IT
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:40 AM): OMG
Ydissac218 (1:59:40 AM): I CANT
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:41 AM): I KNEW IT
Ydissac218 (1:59:42 AM): BREATHE
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:42 AM): YOU LITTLE
Ydissac218 (1:59:43 AM): BREAJkfl
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:45 AM): WH Y YOIU
Ydissac218 (1:59:46 AM): HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA
Ydissac218 (1:59:48 AM): HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ydissac218 (1:59:49 AM): I CANT
Ydissac218 (1:59:51 AM): BREATHE
Ydissac218 (1:59:52 AM): HELP
mmmmmmMicHY (1:59:53 AM): YOU LITTLE BAD
Ydissac218 (1:59:57 AM): OWWW
Ydissac218 (2:00:00 AM): RATE LIMITED
Ydissac218 (2:00:02 AM): OW
mmmmmmMicHY (2:00:03 AM): LOLOL
Ydissac218 (2:00:03 AM): HURTS
Ydissac218 (2:00:05 AM): HURTS
mmmmmmMicHY (2:00:11 AM): IT CANT HIT ME NYAH
mmmmmmMicHY (2:00:14 AM): I MADE IT LAUGH
Ydissac218 (2:00:15 AM): HAHAHHAHA
mmmmmmMicHY (2:00:16 AM): AND IT CANT HIT ME
Ydissac218 (2:00:17 AM): jfdaklfjlkefdkj
mmmmmmMicHY (2:00:19 AM): COZ ITS FARTHER THEN ME
mmmmmmMicHY (2:00:21 AM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Ydissac218 (2:00:31 AM): i'm actually technically
Ydissac218 (2:00:35 AM): same distance as you
Ydissac218 (2:00:38 AM): HAHAHHAAHHA
mmmmmmMicHY (2:00:38 AM): ...

pwn.