she's drunk enough when she's sober

@ SCHOOLZBAHAHA.

so on the way here, i noticed a sign by the freeway that said "university of phoenix next exit."

now, i always thought the university of phoenix was in youknow.. phoenix, arizona. but i guess that was my crazy logic at work again.


youknow how awesome it would be to be at school...without schooling. man. the endless possibilities.

but really. it's nice to be back. besides the being away from ze 'ol friends and the nicer air quality and op-specific dining (subcontractor?! juice?!), of course. being home also has its tensions and stresses and awkwardness. it's initially sorta nice to a certain extent and then it becomes just plain. uncomfortable.

and as dr. stanfordman "sarcoidosis" says: PROLONGED STRESS IS BAD FOR YOU KIDDIES!!!1

but i still really don't wanna work.

seriously.