and all he gave was a daughter

10. PAVIA

bwahaha halfway there to keeping the tradition alive. keep on truckin' (pre-lsjumb)band. you make us proud.

also, most of you already know but in addition to finals, the school decides to also throw our rooming contracts for next school year in our face at the same time...despite the fact that most of us are still dazed and getting situated to this year's fugging rooming.

and then something pleasant like mass identity theft happens and they send out some email that's very akin to this:

DEAR FRIEND, (i almost thought the email was fake cause they called me "friend" wtf.)

someone really really good at hacking into computer systems got into the main system here and they now probably have all your files including your friends', familys', acquiantances', distant relatives', one night stands', pets', and all their mothers' as well. i'm sorry to inform you that you, and probably everyone you know or ever knew, are screwedededed like no other and perhaps you, and the rest of the world in fact, should put your whole life on hold. here's some shit that will help you to do so even though you're probably a wee little student and meddling with these kind of banking matters and such is not the first thing you want bothering your mind right now.

nevermind that it's finals week or anything. or that you were already very stressed out and probably something like this happening could make your brain explode. oh. and goodluck with finding roomies and filling out those apps(and give us money). the deadline is coming up soon. please get your ass going.

p.s. oh, and btw, it's probably not our fault because this was a person who's really really really really really(x100) good at hacking into computers (have we mentioned that already?).
k bye.

your friend, (did i mention that i was your friend already? well, please remember that i am)
(friend)norman abrams.
(friendly)acting chancellor
(but please, call me normy...after all i am your friend)(don't hurt me pleez)

so that's why they mysteriously disallowed using social sec and pin numbers for logging in a few weeks ago. sweet0rz.

since i'm already screwdeded in all aspects of my life. forget the fact that i have a final tomorrow morning. here's the survey ima steal from vic =D

1) Was 2006 a good year for you?
um. like all things in life for me...don't really remember.

2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
i think it will be coming up pretty soon :)

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
hall. if that was last year. herby? people departing?

4) Where were you when 2006 began?
megan's house going...*sings* "and i don't feel any different"

5) Who were you with?
friendlies. when am i ever not. XD

6) Where will you be when 2006 ends?
PARTYING DUH. stalking friends mebbe. or perhaps...*sings* "so this is the new year" you can finish that one.

7) Who will you be with when 2006 ends?
most likely friendlies again. shiz i should stop this stalking thing. perhaps it creeps people out. NAH

8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2006?
PSHAAHAHA what resolutions?

9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2007?
um. not die? that would be cool.

10) Did you fall in love in 2006?
shuddup i'm asexual okay?

11) If yes, with who?
YOU you goddamn muthaf-

12) If yes, do they know?
i dunno. DO you?

14) Did you have fun in 2006?
sure why not. my life's a party like that.

15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2006?
probably like 50 times cause youknow. i'm just that hot.

16) Did you make any new friends in 2006?
i guess that's something that just happens when you go to college.

17) Who are your favorite new friends?
shiz. um. marissa, the roomies, timmy, taylor. um. shiz haha no guarantee we'll keep in contact after we're forced apart again. optimistic is my middle name, bitches.

18) What was your favorite month of 2006?
wtf. what a hard question. i usually like december i guess.

19) Did you travel outside of the US in 2006?
japan and taiwan baby. [edit] wow. so totally forgot about europe. um. that seemed like ages ago already. told you i forget things easily. stfu. i was not drunk when i wrote this. >:0

20) How many different states did you travel to in 2006?
um. probably like. none. whore.

21) Did you lose anyone close to you in 2006?
NOGODDAMMITLEAVEMEALONEYOUJUSTWANNAPICKONME TOMAKEYOURSELFFEELBETTER. actually not really, loser.

22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
um. mebbe. did i mention that i h8 you?

23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2006?
babel's good. half nelson in another sense too. um. pick one. probably the only one's i saw.

24) What was your favorite song from 2006?
from? what's that mean. like that came out? psh none. discovered "title track" by death cab though.

25) What was your favorite record from 2006?
i have a feeling i'll be aquiring quite a few soon.

26) How many concerts did you see in 2006?:
you. are such a bully. JEANINE AND PAUL BETTER SHUDDUP.

27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2006?
just to let you know, i'm giving you the death glare right now.

28) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2006?
UM. in what context...o_0

29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2006?
alcohol. is a drug my friend. THANK YOU ALCOHOLEDUMYLOVER.

30) How many people did you sleep with in 2006?
ohlots. you know. i'm just a pimpasswhore like that. wtf did i just say.

31) Did you lose anything important this year?
probably some brain cells har har har. *rolls eyes*

33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2006?
was never particularily good at distinguishing lies from truths.

34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2006?
probably so. i'm not a very good person really.

35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2006?
also probably so. life's just a cycle of bitterness. bwahaha

36) How much money did you spend in 2006?
lots. fooding and stuff. then college. i'm pretty damn expensive. shiz.

37) What was your proudest moment of 2006?
yoyo semiotics in herby sadly enough. didn't totally screw up a (mini)presentation for the first time in years. and people LAUGHED. such glory. whether it was at me or not doesn't matter XD

38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2006?
hall. if that was this year. it all blurs together. actually no. it wasn't cause i was juggling tennis at the same time. thasright. had a game that day. hrm. whatev. it's all i remember. i'm a very bitter person. go die in a hole you scumbag. wish you became a politician that everyone disliked instead and then got assassinated. wow. so much hate down in here. could probably kill babies just with the mere thought of how much hate's in here.

39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2006 and change something, what would it be?
my fugging diet dude.

40) What are your plans for 2007?
not fail outta school would be rather nice i feel. to do better than not fail would be even nicer.

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10. PAVIA

i salute the band.